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Steps to take to ensure that your man cheats on you:

1. Talk talk talk and never listen.

Women are famous for wanting more conversation from their men, the problem is they're so used to talking they don't know how to listen. When a man speaks it may be a rare event, so make the assumption it's not as important as anything you have to say and don't pay attention at all. It's a great opportunity to show your man that it's all about you.

2. Expect daily compliments but never give any.

This technique is fantastic, all you have to do is sit back and pout. If you pout your man will likely think you're mad at something and try to prop up your fragile emotional state with compliments, smiles, and well wishes. Make sure you never ever return the favor though, that way he knows how little you care about his emotional state.

3. Never initiate, always wait.

There's nothing men like more than a woman that takes initiative and starts the physicality of a relationship. With this in mind, it's important to never initiate anything. Always wait for the man to start to kiss, start to hug, or join you in the shower. That way, you can make him feel even lower when you reject his advances and never initiate your own.

4. Sex; it's a myth, something like Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy

If you want to ensure that your man cheats, deny him sex. It works well. Think of a man as a camel, sex is water, and you're the desert. It's your job to try to kill that camel as best as you can by starving him of any water possible. It especially works well if you present the appearance of water without actually dispensing it, like a mirage. In other words, look good, dress sexy, and give him the hope of actually having sex with you, then deny him any. Not only will it crush his ego, but there's no better way of showing you don't care than crushing a man's hopes as well. Another job well done!

5. Excuses lots of them, the dumber the better;

You can't because you're tired. You can't because you have a headache. You can't because you think you may come down with a cold. You can't because your thirsty. You can't because your stomach is growling. You can't because there's something on your mind. You can't because it's your time of the month (works best if that was a week ago). You can't because it's too hot. You can't because it's too cold. You can't because the bed sounds funny. You can't because your stressed out. You can't because you think you may have a rash on your shoulder. You can't because your eye is twitching. You can't because you work tomorrow. You can't because.....etc. Keep up the excuses...one per day for a few years or so and your man will get the impression that: a) you find him totally and utterly repulsive b) you're into chicks or c) you have the libido of a 70 yr old post menopausal catholic nun.

Be warned though, this is technique is only for those that are really truly interested in getting their man to cheat, because in all honesty it's harder to come up with that many excuses rather than just giving in to natures call. Good luck...and happy relationship destroying!

P.S. For those of you that actually don't want their man to cheat....easy...just do the opposite of everything I wrote.

Of course, let's play the blame game, and tell women it's their fault when their husbands stray. Some churches believe this so strenuosly, it seems like a matter of time before the wife gets disfellowshiped if her husband sins. Here is a news flash! If someone commits adultery, God holds them responsible--not the spouse.